In a suprising move, two quasi-legal alien Rotters took on the yoke of American Citizenship this month. Jon Zubi and Aner Cheney (who changed his name upon taking the oath) both hail from the "Basque" or "Drunk" region of Spain, an area known for producing colorful malcontents. Even more suprising are the actions that the new Freedom-lovers took after gaining citizenship. Aner headed straight to a Republican political rally, where he had the honor (?) of taking the podium with the embattled President and Vice-President. Zubi made a b-line for the nearest Hummer dealership, where he reportedly announced, "Give me the biggest one on the lot! I need to start using fossil fuels and producing hydro-carbons!"
Welcome aboard, Proud Patriot Rotters. You are suspicious foreigners no more. You are now a part of the greatest nation on the planet. I hope you will join us in conquering that planet, as well as warming it up a litte.
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