The fabulous female footballers of the Royal Raleigh Rotters humiliated opponents "The Farce" with a 4-3 womanly whoppin'. Rotter Rookie Ann Scheune(wo)mann scored a spectacular hat trick with a penalty kick, a ricochet off of a fumbling Farce footballer, and a regular goal, too. Unfortunately, no one had a hat to throw, but the hats of Rotter Nation are off for young "Ann Who Can."Danica Bananica and Kate Hate rushed from a long weekend of folkin' it up at Merlefest, and were only minutes late for the game. The Fog of Folk did not prevent Danica from scoring perhaps the most spectacular goal in Rotters history, with a looping dipping whirling flying shot that defied the laws of physics and several other sciences as well.
The men of Rotterdom had a great time running around, yelling, and occasionally kicking the ball in random directions. We do not not accept the oppressive matriarchal aggression and competitiveness that inflicts the Coed C League. We just like beer.
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