RB I pictures

Just a few pics of the first annual rotterbowl. GOODBYE GRABINGERS. WE HARDLY GOT DRUNK WITH THEE (or so it seems now that you are leaving). I have some other pics of some of you guys but my camera wasn't in night-time kegger mode so they are blurry. 76

Rotter Bowl I to host referee from Hell

Although prior to his hiring last month there was some uncertainty as to where Ref Zubi originated, two Rotters overheard him tell an inquisitive stranger that he is "from Hell" late Thursday night.
The stranger, making polite conversation in gratitude to Ref. Zubi's generous funding of his crack habit, told him that he "liked his accent", and followed with "Where you from, man?" Upon hearing his reply, one Rotter pressed him to reveal what part of Hell he was from, but Ref Zubi declined to answer, instead steering the conversation to something completely unrelated.
It is unclear whether Ref Zubi's regional loyalties will affect his judgement in the highly anticipated game on Sunday. When asked to speak on his authority to make fair decisions, his response was that he planned to ref "like a fascist democratic president of America".

Rotter Bowl: Too Much Hype?

All around the nation, people are asking: is there too much hype surrounding the Rotter Bowl?

In an attempt to more accurately gauge public opinion, our survey staff posed this question to 40 hard-working, freedom-loving Americans, passers-by selected completely at random and pictured below. Startlingly, our statistically significant and wholly unbiased sample audience agreed 37 to 3 that Rotter Bowl I will, without question, be the greatest event in the history of sport, freedom and/or beer drinking, perhaps only to be surpassed by Rotter Bowl II. Based on this survey, it is estimated that approximately 92.5% (plus or minus a 3% margin of error) of the American public feel this way -- an overwhelming majority.

It should be noted that one survey subject did not respond verbally, but rather made growling noises while chewing on a piece of rawhide. However, our survey team interpreted this a positive response.

The message is clear: America loves the Rotter Bowl!

Rotter Bowl I Proclaimed

The Royal Raleigh Rotters Football and Benevolence Society hereby proclaim Rotter Bowl One.

Some Frequently Asked Questions About Rotter Bowl I:

When is the Rotter Bowl? Sunday February 17th. Victory Celebration beforehand from 2-4pm, “Game” from 4pm-6pm, continue Victory Celebration afterwards.

Where is the Rotter Bowl? Raleigh, USA. Victory Celebrations are at the home of Aly and Beth Khalifa, 617 Kirby St. Game is at the Dix fields.

Why is the Rotter Bowl? We are mourning the departure of the gewunderbarenlich fruhstucklichkeit ubergeburtstagmenshen Grabinger family by having a big raucous party. They are being forcibly exiled to a European country called “Germany,” where you are forced to wear leather pants and eat questionable Spam-like meat.

What is the Rotter Bowl? It’s a bad idea poorly executed. It is exactly like a Super Bowl except we play Metric Football rather than American, wardrobe malfunctions throughout entire game not just halftime, no crowd, no cheerleaders, no announcers, no TV, no rules, some players are drunk, score is probably wrong, no uniforms, crappy trophies, loose confederations rather than teams, steroids are legal, and there might be mimes.

How many is the Rotter Bowl? One.

Who is the Rotter Bowl? The Rotter Bowl is you. Teams will be systematically chosen with a systematic system. Bring a white shirt and a dark shirt. Yellow is not dark. Possible teams are: Mimes vs. Anti-Mimes; Thunder Hobos vs. America; Night Ranger vs. Loverboy; Man vs. Nature; Rotters vs. Reality; Jon Zubi vs. Himself.

What are the rules? Use a round ball. Kick the ball. Try not to use your hands.

How much is the Rotter Bowl? Not sure. Bring money for the keg(s).