The Royal Raleigh Rotters Football and Benevolence Society hereby proclaim Rotter Bowl One.Some Frequently Asked Questions About Rotter Bowl I:
When is the Rotter Bowl? Sunday February 17th. Victory Celebration beforehand from 2-4pm, “Game” from 4pm-6pm, continue Victory Celebration afterwards.
Where is the Rotter Bowl? Raleigh, USA. Victory Celebrations are at the home of Aly and Beth Khalifa, 617 Kirby St. Game is at the Dix fields.
Why is the Rotter Bowl? We are mourning the departure of the gewunderbarenlich fruhstucklichkeit ubergeburtstagmenshen Grabinger family by having a big raucous party. They are being forcibly exiled to a European country called “Germany,” where you are forced to wear leather pants and eat questionable Spam-like meat.
What is the Rotter Bowl? It’s a bad idea poorly executed. It is exactly like a Super Bowl except we play Metric Football rather than American, wardrobe malfunctions throughout entire game not just halftime, no crowd, no cheerleaders, no announcers, no TV, no rules, some players are drunk, score is probably wrong, no uniforms, crappy trophies, loose confederations rather than teams, steroids are legal, and there might be mimes.
How many is the Rotter Bowl? One.
Who is the Rotter Bowl? The Rotter Bowl is you. Teams will be systematically chosen with a systematic system. Bring a white shirt and a dark shirt. Yellow is not dark. Possible teams are: Mimes vs. Anti-Mimes; Thunder Hobos vs. America; Night Ranger vs. Loverboy; Man vs. Nature; Rotters vs. Reality; Jon Zubi vs. Himself.
What are the rules? Use a round ball. Kick the ball. Try not to use your hands.
How much is the Rotter Bowl? Not sure. Bring money for the keg(s).
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