Friday, February 15, 2008

Rotter Bowl I to host referee from Hell


Although prior to his hiring last month there was some uncertainty as to where Ref Zubi originated, two Rotters overheard him tell an inquisitive stranger that he is "from Hell" late Thursday night.
The stranger, making polite conversation in gratitude to Ref. Zubi's generous funding of his crack habit, told him that he "liked his accent", and followed with "Where you from, man?" Upon hearing his reply, one Rotter pressed him to reveal what part of Hell he was from, but Ref Zubi declined to answer, instead steering the conversation to something completely unrelated.
It is unclear whether Ref Zubi's regional loyalties will affect his judgement in the highly anticipated game on Sunday. When asked to speak on his authority to make fair decisions, his response was that he planned to ref "like a fascist democratic president of America".

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