Jon Lowy, the premier zinc salesman in the western hemisphere, has become Jon Lowy, a decent zinc salesman in whatever hemisphere England is in. The Rotters now need a tall Englishman and a scapegoat, so the search is on. I know a tall, useless bastard from Australia (sounds like an English accent to me) so he will probably fill the role seamlessly. We must impress upon him the need for wide, badly aimed shots and poor, weak headers on offense, but I think he will do fine. The issue of the retired 007 jersey needs to be addressed. Do we burn it? Bury it? Hang it from the rafters at Lion's? It is not for me to decide. I am still hanging on to the hope that Mr. Lowy will recognize his mistake, and buy his house back, and his car, toaster and whatever else he might have sold so far. Ed Shred has been known to impersonate an Englishman in a pinch, so we should be OK - worst case. Shun Lowy!
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Lowy's absence from the country will not absolve him of blame. We can still blame Lowy! CAC
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