Rotter corporate headquarters announced today that two critical positions on the squad will be vacated at the end of this season. Rotters O'Shaughnessy and Lowy are expected to leave the area on a semi-permanent basis this Spring, for the major metropolitan areas of Washington, DC and London, England, respectively. Though O'Shaughnessy and Lowy will always be Rotters, they won't physically be able to play on the squad on a regular basis from their remote locations. Therefore, RotterCorp is advertising two vacancies. Successful candidates should have extensive playing experience at the collegiate or professional level; must be tall and have interesting haircuts; and must have a great and insatiable liking for beer. Necessary special qualification for Lowy's position: must be able to accept all blame. Please forward resumes to Cap'n Mike at webmaster@switchedreluctance.com.
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