Newly appointed Rotter mascot Willie McWilliford was arrested Sunday night in an incident involving the Lions Park port-o-let, a wide stance, and some obscure secret signals. The less said about it the better. It's especially sad because, in a one-seater port-o-let, there is virtually no chance of success. But, some good news-- McWilliford will be entering this fall's Senate race. But, we must bravely stumble onwards-- a new msacot must be found. Each of the friendly creatures below have responded to our exhaustive national search. The winner will be chosen at the 2008 Rotter National Convention in Reno, Feb 28th. Candidates include-- Tommy the Terrible Turd, Distubing Blue Globetrotter, Sorey McSore, Eddy the Stereotypical Eskimo, Stupid Tree, Chief Iggy the Indian Stereotype, Alfred the Asparagus, and Ted the Insane Trophy:
2 comments:
I have to insist we reconsider the application of Volvo Man and Jeffy Boy. There should be no doubt that Volvo Man could continue the unprecedented leadership, spirit, and SPUNK we are all accustomed to and demand from our mascot. That is no mistake that "spunk" is in all caps because McWilliford exudes nothing but 100% capital spunk in everything he does.
I'm sure I am not the only one to notice that Jeffy Boy Williford and Volvo Man have never been seen on the foootball pitch at the same time. Coincidence?
Why just last week several Rotters witnessed the lovely and talented Cindy Williford exiting the Volvo! While through the years after the rare manifestation of a Jeffy Boy drunken stupor Mrs. Williford's mother has suggested she could do better, I can think of no one who would consider it possible for the feminine half of the Williford partership to be cavorting with Volvo Man. Unless of course there is more depth of personality and charm to Volvo Man than previously considered by the Rotter community.
All hail Volvo Man!
i voted for volvo man too, but now howbout this: tommy the globetrotting asparagus turd in a stereotypical indian trophy carried by a sore tree-eskimo named jeff who drives a volvo?
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