Jeff Misquotes Lombardi, It Is Hot, A Tree Falls, A Bear Sh!ts, Steely McBeam Is Born

To quote Mr. Williford: "In the immortal words of Vince Lombardi, "Let's score a f@#king goal out here already!"" Yes. Nobody would know these things happened if it weren't for this blogging cat box. They might not know I ever wore a dress, and probably don't anyway, but I can't take that chance so had to write something here.


Look at this guy! Like the bumper sticker says, "Pittsburgh: A drinking city with a football problem." Exactly. This is what the people of Pittsburgh think is inspiring - behold the new 2007 Steelers mascot, Steely McBeam. The Chicago Bears shit on this guy in the woods, suburbs, or city, wherever he goes. The Cleveland Browns don't respect him. Nothing personal Pete. He will be scrapped soon, but it is important that we learn from our mistakes, so this picture will be here 20 years from now (unless you delete it with your administrator powers). Why not call him Rusty McNuts-Chin and put penises all over his head?