Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Rotters Triumphantly Complete First Season, With A Loss

That new football/soccer club called the Royal Raleigh Rotters completed their first season with another triumphant loss. The well-groomed, spunky Rotters finished the season, 2-6-2, experiencing non-losses in nearly 50% of their games played. Two teams in the Coed C league were actually worse than the Rotters. We are loving and capable, and, dog-gone-it, people like us.

It should be pointed out that poor officiating was responsible for all Rotters losses and ties.

Some Rotters are planning on playing in the spring TASL season, while others are working busily to come up with excuses for not playing.

The Rotters parent organization, The Bloody Marys Football Club and Benevolent Drinking Society, continues to play every Sunday at about 3pm EST at Lions Park. Please come. Pete has given up on the Steelers and will thus get up off his couch and start playing again.

3 comments:

numero ocho said...

Is this blogging?

mike76 said...

what does this do?
so we have lost aly, koatx, and pete to blatant apathy for the spring? we did gain hamza and kelly, two true, black rotters and that helps, but we need a goalie and a koatx now. how bout this: jon lowy is forced to play goalie and koatx our lazy asses cause he hates the united states. i think that is fair after the hospitality we extended him and his family only to be rebuked. all in favor!? ps. goodbye usa in group c. caio italy and dosh vidanya czechs!

mike76 said...

the "a" tag just makes the shit underlined like a link, but it is not a link. 76