Khalifa Out for Spring?

Keeper Aly Khalifa is rumoured to be considering sitting out the Spring Rotter season. According to unnamed sources close to Khalifa, he has cited "prior commitments" that will prevent him from keeping up with the rigorous Rotter practice regimen and game schedule. However, these same sources have divulged that he is actually suiting up for another popular Spring sport -- beer funneling. Khalifa has declined comment. In a photo recovered from a top-secret funneling practice, he is seen above being coached to excel at his new sport of choice.