August 23, 2006
After the 1-1 draw vs. hated rivals 'the Farce', the Royal Rotters of Raleigh had to ask each other and the heavens, "Can this really have happened without money changing hands?" As it turns out, the referee of the match was one Jean Claude Froglegs - a known French nationalist with an axe to grind. 'Froglegs the Fixer' as he is known on the other side of the pond, was recently exposed in a BBC article chronicling the Serie A scandal in Italy - and his ties with the powerful Elite-Premier Coed C division run deep. "What are you talking about? There is no conspiracy, and Burlescon- I mean, Mrs. Langdon has nothing to do with Zidane-, I mean Juvent- Rott- whatever- What?" Mr. Froglegs is quoted as saying. It is known that only three seasons ago, the team known now as 'the Farce' was called 'Le France' - pronounced "Lee Frownce". Now I ask you, is this a coincidence? I think not. It is clear to this reporter that the fix is in, and so any loss suffered by the beautiful and merciless RRR this season can only be the result of old-fashioned bribery on the part of shameless Frenchmen who will settle for tainted glory. Ouch. ps. the irony is not lost on this reporter. 76
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