The Royal Raleigh Rotters Federated Foreign and/or Freak Footballers rolled to an unprecedented third straight victory Sunday, crushing the Talecris Cyborg Army by a score of between 6-0 and 8-0, depending on who you ask.Talecris Biotherapeutics official corporate slogan is "a bold vision to be the recognized global leader in developing and delivering premium protein therapies." Perhaps, but their soccer team sucks.
Sam Sam The Injured Man took revenge on the team that broke his finger with 2 revenge goals-- there's some friggin' biotherapy for ya! Apparently, Sam has two functioning legs with the season 30% over-- a good omen for the Persons In Black.
Free Willy Alphin scored one, Kickin' Kelly netted another, and Chris had no idea who scored the rest. Let's go with Pele, Sly, and two by Michael Caine. Michael Caine rules. Have you seen the original Alfie? Awesome. Burt Bacharach song at the end-- good stuff.
Some around the elite Coed C League are comparing the Rotters 3-game dominance with that of the Ming Dynasty (1368-1664 CE), and the Holy Roman Empire (843-1806 CE). Rule on, Rotters, rule on. Shine on you crazy diamonds. You built this team on Rock and Roll. You are the champions, my friends. You keep on fighting, until its time to drink beer at the end.
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